Funny Quoate About Chocolate and Life

We cannot imagine a world without chocolate!

Chocolate is made from cocoa beans, turning into a tasty treat to satisfy our taste buds.  This rich-in-antioxidant treat, is also valuable source of quick release energy and uplifts our moods.

Many different foods, including ice-creams, pastries, and cereals, come in chocolate flavor. Although we are tempted to say there is no such thing as too much chocolate (!), it is advised that we only eat no more than 60 grams of chocolate each day. Any more than this can be unhealthy and damaging for our teeth.

Chocolate can be described and commented on in many ways, some of the most common descriptions of chocolate are "melt-in-your-mouth", "smooth" and "delicious"! Here are some famous chocolate quotes, each of which will multiply your love for chocolate. For more interesting quotes, please check out these cake quotes and [baking quotes].

Quotes About Chocolate

Happiness is sipping a hot chocolate drink on long winter nights.  Here are some chocolate sayings for you.

1."Chocolate remedies adversity."

– Jareb Teague.

2."If there's no chocolate in Heaven, I'm not going."

-Unknown*.

3."Anything is good if it's made of chocolate."

-Jo Brand.

4."After about 20 years of marriage, I'm finally starting to scratch the surface of what women want. And I think the answer lies somewhere between conversation and chocolate."

-Mel Gibson.

5."My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far today, I have finished two bags of M&Ms and a chocolate cake. I feel better already."

-Dave Barry.

6."Look, there's no metaphysics on earth like chocolates."

-Fernando Pessoa.

7."It's strengthening, restorative, and apt to repair decayed strength and make people strong."

-Louis Lemery.

8."Anything that activates the joy center in the brain makes you happy, and therefore protects you. Oddly enough, that's what they do in 'Harry Potter': The nurse gives the kids chocolates when they've been near the Dementors! "

-Jane Siberry.

9."So, have a piece of chocolate today and feel like a queen or king!"

-Mike O'Halloran.

10."On hot chocolate: It flatters you for a while, it warms you for an instant; then all of a sudden, it kindles a mortal fever in you."

-Marie, Marquise de Sévigné.

11."The greatest tragedies were written by the Greeks and Shakespeare… neither knew chocolate."

-Sandra Boynton.

12. "Your career is like a box of chocolates - you never know what you're going to get. But everything you get is going to teach you something along the way and make you the person you are today."

-Nick Carter.

13."Chocolate is comfort without words."

-Ursula Kohaupt.

14."Nothing is as alluring as a piece of chocolate you can't have. "

– Nina Sandmann.

15."Life is like a chocolate, sometimes you deal with the nuts".

-Unknown*.

16."It's fine to eat dessert when I want to eat dessert because that will give me the peace of mind I need. I'll know that if I ate chocolate cake, maybe I won't the next day."

-Camila Mendes.

17."It was like having a box of chocolates shut in the bedroom drawer. Until the box was empty it occupied the mind too much."

-Graham Greene,' The Heart Of The Matter'.

18. "Wanna be always happy? Always carry some chocolate with you ."

-Pablo

19."My favorite dish is my chocolate mousse. It's like heaven on earth. It's the best chocolate mousse that you could ever imagine. You have to start with the highest-quality chocolate."

-Nancy Pelosi

20."May your life be filled, as mine has been, with love and laughter; and remember, when things are rough all you need is chocolate."

-Geraldine Solon, 'Chocolicious'.

21."Why can no one here think of anything but chocolates?"

― Joanne Harris, 'Chocolat'.

Funny Chocolate Quotes

Many people have commented on chocolate in many ways to express their love for this sweet treat. IS your favorite chocolate quote on this list?

22."Chocolate is cheaper than therapy, and you don't need an appointment."

-Unknown*.

23."Your hand and your mouth agreed many years ago that, as far as chocolate is concerned, there is no need to involve your brain."

-Dave Barry.

24."What kind of monster could possibly hate chocolate?"

-Cassandra Clare.

25."Romance is quite an overblown word. This idea of chocolates and champagne and that's it."

- Joanna Lumley.

26. "Without chocolate, we would have to find something else to do with the fruit and nuts."

– Anthony T. Hincks

27."A good night sleep, or a ten minute bawl, or a pint of chocolate ice cream, or all three together, is good medicine."

-Ray Bradbury, 'Dandelion Wine'.

28."Some people when they see cheese, chocolate or cake they don't think of calories."

-Amit Kalantri, 'Wealth Of Words.'

29."Chocolate is medicinal. I just did another study that confirms it."

-Michelle M. Pillow.

30."I love chocolate; that's one of my biggest downfalls."

-Carrie Underwood.

31."Once we hit forty, women only have about four taste buds left: one for vodka, one for wine, one for cheese, and one for chocolate."

-Gina Barreca.

32."I can't function without coffee and I cannot refuse chocolate."

-Richard Norris.

33."Mentioning violence to Bruce was like mentioning chocolate sauce to a six-year-old."

― Robert Muchamore, 'Shadow Wave'.

34."Chocolate is always the answer, no matter what the question is."

-Unknown*.

Chocolate Love Quotes

A great way to express our love to someone is by gifting them a box of chocolates. Chocolate often says "I love you" better than words. Here is the list of best lovely chocolate sayings to spread some love and happiness.

35."I was like a chocolate in a box, looking well behaved and perfect in place, all the while harboring a secret center."

- Deb Caletti.

36."Forget love… I'd rather fall in chocolate."

-Unknown*

37."Chocolate is my soothing friend, who comforts me better than my friend."

-Unknown*.

38."I love chocolate, and I allow myself to have chocolate. That doesn't go against a diet for me."

-Juliette Binoche.

39."All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt."

– Charles M. Schulz.

40."Without love and chocolate, there would be darkness and chaos."

-Unknown*.

41."Chocolate says 'I'm sorry' so much better than words."

― Rachel Vincent.

42."When we don't have the words chocolate can speak volumes."

― Joan Bauer.

43."Happiness. Simple as a glass of chocolate or tortuous as the heart."

- Joanne Harris.

44."If you are not feeling well, if you have not slept, chocolate will revive you. But you have no chocolate! I think of that again and again! My dear, how will you ever manage?"

-Marquise de Sévigné.

45."Don't think that chocolate is a substitute for love! Love is a substitute for chocolate."

– Miranda Ingram.

46."When we don't have the words chocolate can speak volumes."

– Joan Bauer.

47."Women need chocolate. It's a scientific fact."

-Sophie Kinsella.

48."Research tells us fourteen out of any ten individuals likes chocolate."

-Sandra Boynton.

49."It's hard to read a person who doesn't love chocolate".

-Unknown*.

50."Chocolate is a happiness that you can eat."

-Ursula Kohaupt.

51."You just need a little perspective. Warmed chocolate can give you that."

- Giada De Laurentiis

52. "Always serve too much hot fudge sauce on hot fudge sundaes. It makes people overjoyed, and puts them in your debt."

― Judith Olney.

53."Coffee and chocolate—the inventor of mocha should be sainted."

― Cherise Sinclair.

54."Chocolate is not something you can take or leave, something you like only moderately. You don't like chocolate. You don't even love chocolate. Chocolate is something you have an affair with."

-Geneen Roth.

55."You should be especially nice to a librarian today, or tomorrow. Sometime this week, anyway. Probably the librarians would like tea. Or chocolates. Or a reliable source of funding."

-Neil Gaiman.

56."I love you but a piece of chocolate is my first addiction."

-Unknown*.

57."My two main indulgences are dark chocolate and massages."

-Carla Gugino.

58."Did you guys know that chocolate contains a property that triggers the release of endorphins? Gives one the feeling of being in love."

-Johnny Depp as Willy Wonka, 'Charlie And The Chocolate Factory'.

59."A chocolate in the mouth is worth two on the plate."

-Unknown*.

Sweet Quotes About Chocolate

Chocolates are mood changers, and a box of chocolate will bring happiness to most people. Food lovers with love these sweet chocolate quotes

60."Because the best gift in life, is just having someone to drink hot chocolate with".

― Tessa Shaffer, 'Heaven Has No Regrets'.

61."Other things are just food. But chocolate's chocolate."

– Patrick Skene Catling.

62."I did get Tom Hanks to say, 'Life is like a box of chocolates'."

-James Lipton.

63."I love chocolates. It could be something as simple as a chocolate cake with vanilla ice-cream, or it could be macarons filled with chocolate."

-Ranveer Singh.

64."Other things are just food. But chocolate's chocolate."

– Patrick Skene Catling.

65."Chemically speaking, chocolate really is the world's perfect food."

– Michael Levine.

66."God gave the angels wings, and he gave humans chocolate."

-Unknown*.

67."Chocolate makes everyone smile – even bankers."

-Benneville Strohecker.

68. "Chocolate is so intense and pure it should be named an element and given a spot on the periodic table. It would be Ch, which isn't even taken."

― Laini Taylor, 'Night Of Cake & Puppets'.

69."Chocolate is the first luxury. It has so many things wrapped up in it: deliciousness in the moment, childhood memories, and that grin-inducing feeling of getting a reward for being good."

-Mariska hargitay.

70."He stared at his hot chocolate like it held the secret to the universe."

-Lilith Saintcrow.

71. "The 12-step chocolate program: Never be more than 12 steps away from chocolate!"

― Terry Moore.

72."I've got this thing for spicy stuff. Now, if you give me hot chocolate with chili pepper, a book and a bubble bath, I'm a happy girl."

-Shiloh Walker.

73."My mama always said, 'Life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get'."

- Tom Hanks, 'Forrest Gump'.

74."When it comes to chocolate, resistance is futile."

-Regina Brett.

75."Wherever chocolate is made, chocolate is chocolate. And any month that contains the letter a, e, i, o, or u is the proper time to share it with others."

– David Augsburger.

76."Every chocolate is like phases in life... Some are crunchy, some are soft, some are nutty, but all of them are delicious."

-Unknown*.

77."When I feel myself getting overwhelmed, I take a deep breath and eat a piece of chocolate."

-Adrian Grenier.

78."I pray. I meditate. I eat chocolate. I dance."

-Elizabeth Perkins.

79."Chocolate makes everyone happy. Sharing chocolates with others is a form of communication which says, You can share all your sweet and dark secrets with me."

-Ruchi Prabhu.

Famous Chocolate Quotes

This list brings you some famous chocolate quotes from different authors and chocolate lovers. If you like chocolate you will love these little chocolate quotes and chocolate sayings! You might even find your favorite chocolate quote in this list...

80."Strength is the capacity to break a chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of the pieces."

-Judith Viorst.

81. "Welcome my friends, welcome to my chocolate factory."

- Willy Wonka, 'Willy Wonka And The Chocolate Factory'.

82."When I have bad days, I just eat lots of chocolate ice cream and dance to the 'Lion King' soundtrack. It's really odd, but it's true."

-Blake Lively.

83."Chocolate: the poor man's' champagne."

–Daniel Worona.

84."I don't go up to guys. I'm all about a guy sending me flowers, getting me chocolates and surprising me."

-Emeraude Toubia.

85."Nine out of ten people like chocolate. The tenth person always lies."

–John Q. Tullius.

86."There are two kinds of people in the world. Those who love chocolate and communists."

-Leslie Moak Murray, 'Murray's Law'.

87. "What you see before you, my friend, is the result of a lifetime of chocolate."

― Katharine Hepburn.

88."Chocolate is both an industry and a sensation."

-Herman A. Berliner.

89."Let's face it, a nice creamy chocolate cake does a lot for a lot of people; it does for me."

-Audrey Hepburn.

90."I don't drink tea or coffee. I'm like a child: I like fruit juices and sodas and creamy hot chocolate."

-Talulah Riley.

91."Nights alone in my yellow kitchen, I made myself hot chocolate. I missed my mother. In my window, maple leaves rusted, young fall blooming."

- Aspen Matis.

92."I don't love acting; I love chocolate."

-Elizabeth Taylor.

93."Put 'eat chocolate' on the list of to do things today. That way at least you'll get one thing done."

-Unknown*.

94."The two famous lovers in this world are Mark Antony and a chocolate lover."

-Unknown*.

95. "Every now and then, I'll run into someone who claims not to like chocolate... I think something is wrong with them."

― Steve Almond, 'Candyfreak: A Journey Through The Chocolate Underbelly Of America'.

96."Love is like swallowing hot chocolate before it has cooled off. It takes you by surprise at first but keeps you warm for a long time."

-Henri Frederic Amiel.

97."All you need is love and chocolate."

-Taylor Lee.

98."Chocolate is a perfect food, as wholesome as it is delicious, a beneficent restorer of exhausted power. It is the best friend of those engaged in literary pursuits."

– Baron Justus von Liebig, 'You Know An Odd Feeling?'.

99."Chocolate- a delicious cure for a bad day."

-Unknown*.

100."Money can't buy happiness. But, it can buy a chocolate, which is pretty much the same thing."

― Hanako Ishii.

Here at Kidadl, we have carefully created lots of interesting family-friendly quotes for everyone to enjoy! If you liked our suggestions for the best chocolate quotes for a sweet treat, then why not take a look at these [sweet quotes], or candy quotes for more?

*Do you know where this quote originated? Please email us to let us know at [email protected]

hudsonpostare67.blogspot.com

Source: https://kidadl.com/quotes/best-chocolate-quotes-for-a-sweet-treat

Share this post